November 2010
2 posts
Everyday Phenomena: The Husband and Wife Real...
This is what happens when a swinger’s convention and a real estate seminar dovetail into money and success.
Every time I see an ad like this on a bus bench I wonder how the couple got there and the answer is always that they freaked out when their children left home for college, but a trip to Hawaii, some Dr. Phil voodoo, and a little wife-swapping changed them for good. They see a...
Coke Nail
This isn’t what I meant. At all. But sometimes a Google Image search does all the work for you. Actually, this picture is way funnier than the ensuing post could ever be and I’m shamed by it.
The most flagrant, balls-out coke nail I ever saw was on a gas station attendant. This guy’s pinky nail took the cake, dehydrated it, pulverized it, scooped it up and snorted it. The...
October 2010
2 posts
Jack!
Now why would I have a problem with there being so many characters on TV and in movies named Jack? Well, because I’m me. But that’s another story for another twisted time. Let’s get back to JACK, because that’s how his Alpha/Everyman ass would want it.
Jack is slick, and never worries. His only real problem is recurring homoerotic nightmares from which he awakes in a cold...
Motherfucking BOLO TIES!
Bolo ties can say so much:
“Hello, I’m a Southern gentleman with a ball gag fetish. My lady paints vaginas and desert landscapes.” “Sometimes I like things in my butt. I’m mostly OK with it, but there are days where I struggle.” ”Of course I use a Dreamcatcher”, “I wish I owned a sports team”, “homemade beef jerky”, and so...
July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
1 post
February 2010
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October 2009
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September 2009
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