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Everyday Phenomena: The Husband and Wife Real Estate Team!

This is what happens when a swinger’s convention and a real estate seminar dovetail into money and success.
Every time I see an ad like this on a bus bench I wonder how the couple got there and the answer is always that they freaked out when their children left home for college, but a trip to Hawaii, some Dr. Phil voodoo, and a little wife-swapping changed them for good. They see a marriage counselor every other week to deal with the godawful horror of working and living with each other 24/7, but generally they’re happy and even get drinks together at TGI Friday’s to celebrate the closing of a sale. I’ll point out the obvious and say that they’re fans of “by couples, for couples” porn erotica and they’ve lasted this long because they never keep secrets from each other, they’re devoted, they’re a TEAM and-
::chokes up, is unable to finish post::
Karen & Andrew, Valerie & Tom, Marti & Bob, Mike & Rhonda— you all make me sick with your beautiful love!!!!
Sometimes I don’t know what’s at the bottom of this fear and loathing of mine….